Question: What does Obama have the Coriolanus lacks?

Answer: Everything.

The one supposed virtue of Coriolanus is that he is consistently a douch^h^h^h^brave. Thankfully, Emerson debunked the importance of consistency years and years ago, declaring it the hobgoblin of small minds. And, really, isn't that Coriolanus to a tee? He's uncompromising on the small issues, but when it comes to the big picture -- avenging himself by destroying Rome -- he fails, a traitor to everyone but his vile mother.

Congrats, Coriolanus. We'll always remember you as that guy who almost did that thing.

In conclusion, WOOO GO OBAMA!