The Revengers Tragedy is seriously confusing me, so instead I decided to devote today's blog entry to writing you a sonnet celebrating the birth of your baby! But then I realized sonnets are hard, so I decided to write a limerick instead! But then I realized limericks are hard, so I decided to go with a haiku!
The baby comes out
End of the ordeal is nigh
Eww the placenta!
But I felt like that wasn't enough, so I decided it was time to look for pictures. I totally recommend this one for baby's first Halloween! Isn't that awesome? And even better, it totally fits with the theme of the class, and even manages to keep up with the creepy incest plot of The Revengers Tragedy... well, it does if we stretch things a bit. I mean, this is a baby being held by its mother who has attached an image of birth to it, thereby virtually impregnating it, clearly the same thing as What's Her Name sleeping with That Guy who is also her stepson! And the phallic look of the alien? Obviously a castration in reverse!
So, uh, hopefully you got a chuckle or two and, uh, you won't be all angry at me for this. And hey, seriously, congrats! This is a big and exciting step on the road of life -- or so I've heard -- and it's supposed to be pretty terri... exciting! Unless the baby is not-so-secretly the fruit of Aaron!! In which case I would seriously consider checking the baby for hidden knives and avoiding even the most alluring of pies -- ingesting people is bad for the digestion, or so I've heard!
But make no bones about it, everyone in the class was pleased as punch to hear the good news, and we're all wishing you the best of luck!
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Dang it, the stupid preview window has a different horizontal width than the blog, which totally screwed the formatting that I spent like fifteen minutes on.
The issue is resolved, though not without casualties. The sidebar is no more!
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